I remember when I owned Ford stock and one day I read a headline that Ford announced their MOST PROFITABLE QUARTER IN THE HISTORY OF FORD or something on those lines. Gleefully I checked the stock quote to see how great I did that day. The stock dropped 5% because profits are for suckers or something. 

If you think about it ketchup packets make more sense as a currency than say Etherum, stellar, unobtanicoin, and the marvel coinbase universe

I had a Nissan Sentra (plz don’t doxx me). There was a lot of horribleness in that thing (like having the turning radius of a bus and the suspension that committs sepuku after 50K miles) but the CVT was fine.

no here’s what you do, you get another guy, say 6'2" 230lbs, then its Aaron donald vs. 450lbs even really strong guys eventually get overrun w/ numbers.

kinda want Springsteen to sing this post

can’t wait for the unveiling of the new Nissan Z-280 month credit package.

First of all student debt isn’t getting cancelled, its not even a priority for the dems as of now and there are probably at least 10 Dem senators who would vote against it. However its good for Biden to start w/ something like cancel student debt and negoitate from that point to get some consessions (interest rates…

go buy a 6 pack of the worst beer you could find, drink multiple cups of the cheapest generic instant nescafe you can obtain. Buy a Hershey chocolate bar.

I’m not a data guru but I did get an A- in Stats 101 and have a degree from google university. anyway u are going to have a bunch of outliers which schew the mean so wouldn’t a median loan % be more accurate.

Creepy mascots? amateurs, let the pros at big pharma show you how its done.

If it was a Honda NSX, it might have sold better. I’m starting to think Honda has more high end street cred than Acura does these days. 

“I served w/ a brave bunch of men and women and many livelhoods were lost. That being said we were poorly led and deciseively crushed by the advancing forces. When we finally raised the white flag we knew we were in for a hard life of wage slavery but at least the bullets would stop. However, they are just hunting us…

choking on a peanut I tried to drink does not seem like the most pleasant way to meet my eventual demise. 

-He’s pretty much the old version of the standard 80s northeast republican. You can drag him kicking and screaming to do the right thing b/c of the Dem supermajority.

I don’t want really big govt tracking all the times I’ve #$%^ my pants. They should just leave us alone and let us all go to Arbys to achieve herd immunity.

WHEW! I was beginning to think he was one of those terrorists. 

• Select exterior colors: Me: OH YES!!!!

my thing always was, they are going to make televisions?? in America, and you believe that?

It sucks that China is gonna that awesome burnt orange color while we’ll be stuck w/ black, white, grey, gunmetal grey, grey skies grey, phantom grey, nuclear plant graphite grey, and titanium grey.