I don’t want really big govt tracking all the times I’ve #$%^ my pants. They should just leave us alone and let us all go to Arbys to achieve herd immunity.

WHEW! I was beginning to think he was one of those terrorists. 

• Select exterior colors: Me: OH YES!!!!

my thing always was, they are going to make televisions?? in America, and you believe that?

It sucks that China is gonna that awesome burnt orange color while we’ll be stuck w/ black, white, grey, gunmetal grey, grey skies grey, phantom grey, nuclear plant graphite grey, and titanium grey. 

Siracha BBQ sauce.

I’m not gonna immediately assume its his parents. Do you think he would have said those words if he was really into FF14 instead?

Kenya: we sent you Obama and Kipchoge and this is what we get in return? 

we’re not sending Kenya our best people 

Right before cash for clunkers in 2008 I could have bought a Saturn Sky for some ridiculously low price. But it would have been my only car and I needed a trunk to put groceries in :(

If you wanna have fun, look up the book Fox and the Hound book. Its almost comically bleak.

I’ve owned 5 GM cars, usually its just cheaper stuff that goes. While the engines in them aren’t exciting but the only time I had a engine/tranny problem was when the tranny in my Astra bonked at 175K (that was an Aisin tranny).

I always thought FedEx drivers had to buy their own delivery trucks. 

The thing i don’t like about the Korean instant noodles are the noodles themselves. Its a wheat, palm oil, potato starch combo which, well its personal taste I don’t like over the standard wheat ramen noodle.

In Norway the price of gas is (according to the internets) $7.50 gal w/ various road taxes/congestion taxes that we don’t have. With those gas prices, Norway probably didn’t need too many incentives.

used to be I think Kraft and most of the generics got rid of it years ago. pretty much milk and whey now.

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I’d take the Arteon over a Stinger any day of the week if I was reasonably sure that the VW wouldn’t suffer catastrophic failures once it hit around 50K.

I’m convinced the author watched that dumb ass 90s movie PCU, which literally dozens of us GenXers watched at 2am because we were stoned, had 3 channels and concluded that it was the defining movie of our generation.