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I felt like the “Kathy Rae, you got me fucked up” in that speech was implied. Sharon Reed gave me most elegant, articulate but yet blackest clapback in network news history.

I mean this woman couldn’t even fake curse the N word properly so she might as well pronounce the country right!

I absolutely despise slow anger expressers...that shit is terrifying.

I tell folks all the time if I’m loud you good...if I’m quiet and staring, start to running.

When she actually said Nigger on live TV, because at that point, ain’t nobody trying catch these hands from her while she at work and censor her, I exploded.

Rewind That,

Is it wrong for me to wish / want someone from the station to find her and put a mike in front of her after this verbal beatdown?????

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Yes Sharon. YES.

Dear Racists,

What we witnessed was an assassination.

Humans be humaning and humans be surprised. I ain’t. Humans do a lot of dirty in the light AND the dark. I ain’t caping for anyone anymore, men or women. Not today. Cause the person you seeing today wasn’t the same one in 86, 96 or 2006. #nocaping

It has never been too surprising that someone who is an angel to me might be a demon to someone else. I witnessed this up close as a kid. I had a friend who was generous, sweet, and protective to me, but terrorized his siblings... He almost raped his sister and would constantly be overly rough to the point of pain

I’ve been having this conversation with friends. We had a friend in college who was accused of sexual assault. And we all rallied to his defense. 20 years later we all realize that he most likely did that shit. And had to basically cut him off.

I’ll just say this about this “mixed” or “biracial” shit. Ain’t no such thing. Society identifies you as one or the other.

No lies detected. Spoiled ass 1st and last borns got nothing but a mouth full of gravy while they’re bitch about your pile of potatoes. 

Screw you buddy! You think this is a game?!? This is real life and besides the only damn time us middle children ever get noticed by mommy anyways is when we rat out the older/younger siblings that ate the big piece of chicken. I ain’t catching no whupping cause of ya’ll greedy appetite.

You forgot Malia Obama’s snitchin’ ass friends

Darth Susan should be higher on the list.

That one dorm-mate that tells the RD/RA about your beauty salon/fish fry restaurant that is in your dorm room.