I love you for this.

Wee Bey!!!! <3

My Kuerig brews all pods!! Including Aldi’s breakfast blend!!!

WOW! What a fantastic experience!! Congratulations!

Hmmm. We really did sit around the table - the 6 of us in my FOO and the 4 of us in my family now - and eat and discuss the day and what was upcoming. My kids are in college now and my husband and I eat in front of the tv, which I hate. 

What is it even!? What is a “good n plenty”? Does anyone know?

You would actually put a Baby Ruth in your actual mouth??!

I Just died laughing. I am dead. GONE. Ahhhh.

Lord. You cannot believe that is true.

whaaaaat?!?!?!?! This is the worst thing you’ve ever written.

“After we run out of Obamas, we’re going to offer the new rotating presidency to the Williams sisters, who will be followed by any African-American person who has earned the scorn of white people simply for being good at their job. “

You made me actually choke with tthe lie from the pit of hell! LMAO!!!!!

Nah. SHE needs to tell her family to quit the shit and respect her relationship. She did the damage, she has to try to undo it.

There’s only one kind of BACON so...’turkey processed and pressed into strips meat’ isn’t bacon!

Mashonda literally DM’d her and told her they were figuring out their marriage and to please back off.

I have a charger permanently: by my bed, in my living room, in my sewing room, in my car and at my desk. And I have a travel charger that has a shitty Amazon cable because I won’t be salty if it disappears. And because we have 4 iPhone users who have upgraded fifty-leven times over the years, we have approximately…

You wanna borrow my charger? Fine. Sit in the chair next to my charger and sit there while your phone charges.

I don’t tell NOBODY that I know that medium is best. Just keep it to yourself. Lmao!

Yesterday Project Runway wouldn’t cue up on the DVR and I legit snatched up my phone to check the Xfinity app and said aloud, “I’m pretty sure I paid them...” LOL!

So much this.