Don’t worry, Chell be back.

Infinite Chell. Woah, the soundtrack just adds to the trippiness of it.

And that, in just a few easy steps, is how to destroy the universe

cen·sor·ship

Were you hoping the gnome was hispanic? Perhaps some black scandenavians or pacific islander redheads?

DLC?

They thought about making one for women, but it was just too hard. They’d have had to double the animations.

I heard the publisher cut that part out and it'll be part of the DLC season pass

maybe that’ll be a stretch goal?

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

The captioning bot: “I got dis!”

There is no defending DC. This is absurd.

I’m up here in Quebec all like:

Blizzard deserve a lot of credit for keeping the game updated with regular free content, it brings people back to the game for each new patch/season.

Is this a serious question?

So you just want a CoD remake then. The point of this game is that it’s an amalgamation of several genres. Ah yes, shooting an alien in the head is somehow less impactful than shooting a human in the head...because the alien’s brain is in its foot? lol It’s not a RTS, but it plays like one - I’m excited for it.

Hiding behind a cover to recover health is totally realistic though right?

If you wanted realism, go play Call of Duty? /s

I just could not get over the fact that I’m shooting someone point blank with a shotgun in the head four times and they’re at half-health.

The alpha turned me into a customer. I love the cover system, the dynamic way you could point at a place of cover and hold a button to get there.