Welllll I’d prefer 5 times a week but I suppose two will do.

“I got another surprised for ya pop”

“Destiny, a yearlong beta for a video game that will be released this September.” What an awesome line. Genuinely cracked me up. Cheers.

And let’s just ignore the fact that they are all Andy’s toys. Andy, being a boy, is much more likely to have male toys. I guess they should make a post-2015 Target toy shelves, gender neutral Toy Story, right?

“Every Compelling Character In The Entire Trilogy Is Male”

RIP silent hill

The PS4 COULD do it, but is it?

On the other hand (and I say this as a proud PS4 owner with no plans to get an X1) MS can be trusted to set up a bunch of reliable servers far more than Sony can.

The XB1 is unique in that it’s the only console that is doing this kind of computing (yes, I realize it’s not the console itself doing the computing). Yes, anyone can do it. But Microsoft said they would do it, and then they did.

I am satisfied with my care

That was incredible.

Fuck you Konami, seriously... FUCK YOU.

More evidence that GOTG is the best Farscape three-parter ever made.

More evidence that GOTG is the best Farscape three-parter ever made.