@BioLady: So many nerds wish they were Neanderthals right now.

@jay13x: Durrrrrrrp. No animal could stand encroachment by 17th century humans. Bisons almost went extinct at one point because of our ancestors...

@jay13x: GERMAN ZEIG HEIL!

@WalnutsofDOOM: In order to reproduce something extinct, wouldn't it had to have existed in the first place?

@Bluecold: It's just marker or pen. Not a big deal, kids draw on themselves all the time.

@Y2KGTP: I used to do the same thing when I was younger, I'd draw all over my hands and arms. Just something to do while you daydream in class.

@f1nlay: Meh, it's damn well close enough. It's like comparing Cherry tomatos to regular tomatos.

@kobeashi: Likewise.

Seriously you guys need to stop posting up articles that are actually just bullshit, and making it seem like it's gonna be a real article. You just managed to excite and piss me off in less than a minute.

@Bluesroo: People are just ignorant man, no use trying to change this dudes mind. He either read the article or he didn't, and obviously he has a deluted view of the world.

@monkeybusiness: Exactly. Asking this question, your answer would save anyone fucking 15 minutes of reading BULLSHIT. Fucking, "Why captain america?" Avengers. Durrrrp.

@SewerShark: Actually no...Bocce's objective is to get your balls closest to the goal in order to score. This is POOL AKA BILLIARDS. The objective is to get all of your style ball be it, solid or stripe, into the various holes of the table and finally end it with the 8 ball.

@King of Madness: Jealous as fuck. I've played fucking MGS Series and those games are amazing, ALL OTHER GAMES ARE INVALID AND COMPLETELY UNWARRENTED FOR SUCCESS OR MERIT, atleast by your standard. If there's something good out there, nothing should ever be given any attention ever, even if it was made by a young…

@CukyDoh: Angry birds is free. You're also older than him, and his parents probably made sure he limited his time on things, seeing as he seems like a well raised and respectful kid.

@AlphaIOmega: 13 /= 3rd grade. That would be when he was 8 or 9. And I don't see a quote here saying "I FUCKING DID HTML YOU BITCHES I'M LEET AS FUCK" They simply said, "Hey he did HTML as a third grader" Basically mentioning his dedication to tech and coding.

@Kafke: Angry birds is free. U jelly as fucking jam bitch. Don't be mad cause this kid is fucking shining and your ass is gonna end up working for McDonalds.

@Graham: Lol dude, put some ice on your raging dick. This isn't as bad as you think it is. Kotaku dones't understand that this response was totally legit and not that gruff at all. Blunt maybe, but he didn't give the guy any bullshit, I would appreciate something like that.

@Poxuz: ROFL

@deafblindmute: Fucking BLUE BALLS.

@baseracer0: Yea actually, while I failed my spanish class with a 12% because I boycotted the teachers bullshit work ethic, and his attitude towards me, I did pay attention to what everyone else was doing, and on a frequent basis the kids in my class would have to stand up and recite whole paragraphs of dialog in…