dredlocks
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dredlocks

Got it, thanks!

Yeah what would happen when it dawns on them through the test results that literally every human has African ancestry?

Would a bejeweled chalice or goblet qualify?  Possibly one with a word such as “Drip” or “Church” emblazoned on it?

They might find out they’re not as white or more Jewish than they the thought, or that mommy didn’t pay the milkman in cash.

No matter how hard you try, you’ll never underestimate the intelligence of of a klan member

“One drop of [n-word] blood and you’re out of the Klan.”

What does one win for winning “CatDaddyCon”? If the answer does not include the words “commemorative flask”, I don’t want to know.

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I was thinking that DNA testing would be a be a better way to go, but I would bet that they passed on that idea just in case the results confirmed that they aren’t as white as they thought they were.

How dumb. Blood types doesn’t tell you much.

It depends on the company and their employee base.

Yep. Most people don’t give a shit why a holiday exists. Just whether or not they get the day off. Federal employees will be happy if this is an additional actual paid holiday and not just combining two other ones together to make way for the new one.

Unfortunately, knowing the mindset of American business, the odds that anyone other than federal and bank employees actually get this holiday off are probably so close to zero that an electron microscope couldn’t find a gap between the two.  

“We’re celebrating black freedom by trying to free YOU from a big down payment! Get yourself into a 2021 Mitsubishi Eclipse for no money down!”

That is exactly how it will be “celebrated” by white people. The white collar white workers will celebrate it by taking a day off so they can go down to their nearest store or boardwalk, and screaming at some blue collar black worker who doesn’t get Federal Holidays off.

More likely a wrecked RR was sourced for a donor interior

Crack pipe catch on fire?

Yep, that was my first thought - somehow, during it’s ‘repair’ it magically sprouted a completely different paint job and options list, and all of the major serial-numbered parts spontaneously swapped themselves out.

Was the VIN from the fire damaged one swapped to another? Stolen? Just a theory! 

Or any other humans, for that matter.