He couldn’t wait to fire up his base.

Pence was Manafort’s pick of the VP litter. Want to guess how dirty a holy roller like him can be?

Rats know when to leave. A smart person bails along with them.

🎶Oh schadenfreude, oh schadenfreude; how pointy are your branches.

Moral flexibility is easiest when you have no morals. You might find the occasional Democrat with a guilty conscience. But Republicans have no conscience.

Never hurts.

There can be times when 911 is too much and Uber is too expensive. It’s just another plan on the “if needed” list.

Point. But needing help might not involve the ones at the party for many reasons.

“Mama told me not to come. She said, “That ain’t no way to have fun.””

I know, dangerously loose thinking on my part.

The other charges have been declared a mistrial. So Trump will focus on them as fake witch hunting.

Yeah it’s all made up tax and election violations. No mention of Russia./sarc

The rally should be epic.

Poor Mr. Costa got upstaged bigly.

Unlike his boss, he didn’t keep mixing them up.

That’s what comes of laughing in mid-post.

Sounds like Donnie’s Second Assistant Coffeeboy was a title that meant something once.

Adults may want to consider this as well. Calling for an escort or a fast getaway could be useful.

There is one restaurant in my city that allows dogs on the patio. It’s next to a freeway exit which may be why they are trying it.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.