Only more horrifying.

We knew there was nothing natural in his head. Now we know there’s nothing natural on his head.

Absolutely fabulous.

So Cadet Bone Spurs wants to play with his Army men. Maybe we can schedule it for May 1? You know he has a prior appointment with the Mar-a-Lago golf course on July 4.

Thank Cthulhu for that.

So we get all the entertainment of a now-typical Reb with none of the danger? That’s a relief.

What a putz.

If they have no place for him why is he running as a Republican? The same reason Roy Moore was allowed to. Anything is better than a Democrat. I hope they can kiss that seat good bye.

Drinking yourself to death watching Trump babble is not a good way to go.

Not Ol’ 45 is doing clickbait, I see.

It’s the American way!

So what’s needed is a way to differentiate between those who took a political/moral stance during the Vietnam War and those who just used money and influence to stay out of the draft.

OK. My Senators held the line. They aren’t up until 2020, but I’m keeping them. Bonus: no scandals.

I don’t see why the Republicans are upset. They keep saying they want less government. Now they have it.

So you’re saying the US is being run by Spanky and Our Gang?

Most of Trump’s real ugly is closer to his heart and soul. But the surface is bad enough.

That just made me join the Skoptsy. Thanks ever so much.

At his age you lose height. Just plain wear and tear can cost you a couple inches.

I’m not proud. 5'11" 245.3. Just got officially weighed this afternoon. And my profile matches that photo as close as dammit all.

So embracing Trump was the last desperate gamble that it looked like?