At his age you lose height. Just plain wear and tear can cost you a couple inches.

I’m not proud. 5'11" 245.3. Just got officially weighed this afternoon. And my profile matches that photo as close as dammit all.

So embracing Trump was the last desperate gamble that it looked like?

He went full Trump. Never go full Trump. And then Donnie shafted him monumentally. So to the GOP he became an un-person of the old Stalin style. I expect to see pictures of the 2016 Republican candidates with a huge blank gap where he was standing.

If spontaneous human combustion could happen from burns like this, Chris would just be a pair of smoking shoes.

My two favorite eateries only carry Coke products. So Diet it is. And I’ve been drinking for the flavor it long before that poseur pretended it was good for him.

Encouraging to see we are not the most trigger-happy nation in the world. /s

Only the good die young.

“Please cut Little Donnie some slack. He’s feeling OK.” (signed) Little Donnie’s Mom

Two selfies; before and after.

Whatever they are worshiping that allows them to get away with this shit in not one of the gods in the Bible.

So Republicans hope to win against President Obama now that he is the Secret Master of Washington D.C.

So, the stuff his hind brain spewed out his ass has finally reached the frontal lobes. Who promptly said, “You stupid motherfucker!” And now his mouth is trying to stop payment on the check. Another scene they will remove from Mel Brooks new musical comedy Springtime For Trump: A Romp in the Rose Garden With Donnie…

Trump is the best stalking horse the real destroyers have had since Reagan. In fact he’s even better at drawing public wrath while the actual business of shutting down the republic is carried out behind wide-open and ignored doors.

Her hairline hides the USB port pretty well.

I just wish he would take the Rebs in Congress golfing with him more often. Then even less destruction of the country would take place.

I always promised myself that when the little wildflower weed became legal, I’d try it. Two things holding me back right now. Shyness and uncertainty. Eventually though I’ll work up the nerve. Hopefully the place I go will be as friendly.

That’s better.

Tsk.

(Reads tweets) Yep, he’s an idiot.