Has anybody actually told His Orangeness about the true results yet? Except for that weak tweet there hasn’t been any reaction. I expected to see YouTube him running naked on the White House lawn screaming obscenities and chewing at the fence.

24,000 words. Plus a few extra for captions. That’s one novel-length article up there.

Candidate sez, “God has forgiven me. Why won’t you?”

That was some pretty watery soup they serving you. But this quote is even dumber.

Just reached the age for Social Security and Medicare. I knew it was too good to be true. Here I was ready to live in decadent Commie splendor for what remains of my fading twilight years and now the Rebs are yanking the rug out from under me.

He should be wearing a white linen suit, white Stetson hat and carrying a mint julep in one hand. “Colonel” Moore, pride of the Southern squirearchy. Living the cliche.

One picture is worth 2 300+ page tax “reform” bills.

He has them by the votes. And for them that’s worse than having their balls tased.

Awww. Wittle diddum’s got his panties in a knot?

Drunk and distracted is no way to go through an intersection.

Drop a hammer on his foot. When he starts swearing tell him “I’m making you mad, so I must be doing something right.” He won’t get it but you can enjoy his pain.

Subject to change, usually down, every time Drumph Tweets.

From a motorcycle I can see into all the cars in front of me. Watching how heads are moving, where eyes are looking and who is obviously not driving, just holding the steering wheel, are vital clues to my continued survival.

I don’t drink and I don’t care to schmooze. If that makes me an elitist snob I also don’t care about the opinion of some judgemental bore.

They are no longer even trying to pretend are they?

Excellent references. For the current Administration.

A Democrat who is not hiding up his own ass. We need about 160 million more like him.

40+ years riding and I swear drivers have only gotten worse. This article should be part of every written driver’s test in the world.

Let’s go lyric-free. Sousa’s Liberty Bell March. Second choice, Stars And Stripes Forever.

Did you bring aloe cream for the burns you caused?