On that metal card. Consider a propane torch. A warped, scorched rectangle of aluminium won’t sacn very well. And I bet it would be more satisfying than just cutting it up as well.

So you’re saying we should add the Gremlins From the Kremlin to the looong list of people who should have realized anything with the Trump 14 caret gold label on it is a terrible investment?

“America, America God turned His face from thee. We ain’t looking good without brotherhood. So He went back to His TV.”

I trust an animal’s instincts. They know fear when they sense it.

The mental image of Cheeto tying to throw a baseball is killing brain cells.

In Oregon some of those Republican proposals will never survive. They get introduced to get the minority party re-elected by it’s fan club. Everything is the Democrat’s fault. Including decent education and health care.

Try WebBlock $2 and you’re in.

Ride in or ride on was the decision point on those two for me. I’ve seen the grins on a couple Slingshot drivers as well.

Cheeto’s blood pressure readings must be spiking.

The day ends on a good note. A river of Reb tears is flowing into the Potomac.

Where did you get baby film footage of Curly from the 3 Stooges?

At least you still have your health.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad, three wheels weird. (Can-Am Spyder F-3 6 months down the road and loving it.)

Cojones of solid adamantium. My helmet’s off to you.

If he went for a sex change, maybe Fox. Depends on how the legs look.

Apparently they can pay someone enough to do this job.

And now he collects the insurance.

This is what happens when a very stupid person is constantly reassured he is a genius by his worshipers and parasites. He has no conception of how the real world works. A constant diet of scandals and investigations telling him he’s wrong will eventually break through to him. With severe consequences.

“I’m President and you’re not” Well, if you didn’t know who was working for who you do now. Our country is being run by a Dilbertian PHB.

The constituents are the ones they have to play to. With the gerrymandered districts firmly held, nothing but a complete disaster will cost them the 2018 run. So vote yes and hope that enough Freedom Caucus members and their friends don’t cut their throats to spite Obama one more time and kill the bill with just…