I haven’t seen ‘Submarine’, so that might affect my opinion, but I don’t actually see Ayoade as that close a fit with Anderson. There’s a snarkiness and simmering volatility to his persona that, to me, seems at odds with Anderson’s deadpan, detached characters. Not that I’m saying Ayoade would be bad in this; he’s a…

It is my considered opinion that Richard Ayoade is the funniest man alive.

I like the way he talks in the It Crowd. I do an impression of him.

I wasn’t too keen on it at first, simply because it didn’t feel very Dahl for want of a better adjective. But I’ve more than come around on it on rewatches - it’s now one of my favourite Anderson films. I don’t know what the cuss I was thinking at first.

“I got a gun! I got a mother-flipping gun!”

Like me. I care. Richard’s great.

I agree with this entirely. I know a ton of people these days, myself included, who follow a “flexitarian” diet, where the goal is to reduce meat consumption, not eliminate it entirely. I’ve been having fun trying different brands of plant-based nuggets, and if I lived near a KFC I’d be excited to try these.

“not prepared in [a] vegan/vegetarian manner,”

I was happy with the taste and texture.  I wrote Beyond, asking about the price, however. 

I mean, system-wide change takes time, right? All the Takeout’s stories on this product stressed how long it took to go from planning to the actual menu. If veggie-based meat products keep growing in popularity in grocery stores, if more and more people go vegetarian, etc., eventually, fast-food places will devote one…

Fuck - Ben

Peesco Sour

The Really Dirty Martini.

THIS! Well summed. 

Andrew is cuter, with a more amiable looking face, but Ben is prettier, and has more of that noble pretty-boy Disney prince thing going on.

What are the best pee-based cocktails? What’s a good food pairing with pee? Which Herb is best soaked in pee? C’mon, there’s fools to be shined on for clicks.

Yea, especially with your example, Barnes is objectively more handsome... I think Garfield has an odd shaped head.

Yup and sometimes people just carry themselves differently or exude a more sexy vibe. It’s not always to do with looks. 

First of all, do Garfield and Barnes really look all that different, to the extent that one meets an adequate “handsomeness” threshold and the other does not?