I am so excited about this. I had KFC maybe 5 times in my life, but when I stopped eating meat, that’s the one thing I continued to crave for a while. Of course, I’m an Old now so I’ll probably hate this and think it’s too salty/whatever, but I’m excited to try it.

The next question will be: “when will it be as affordable as chicken?”.  I know they want to recoup investment costs, but it seems that too often, those costs are to be recouped via the first purchase everyone makes, which dooms the product because then everyone avoids it for something affordable.

Given the way Goon Squad and the like do long , long con shenanigans to heist stuff in game I fully expect one to, take acting classes , audition for TV roles , build up a portfolio , influence Russell T Davis, audition for the new Doctor Who , nail it , get job , get part way through the new season , take part in a…

I’m happy that they are offering this! I hope even meat-eaters will give it a try. But Mexican places like Chipotle and Moe’s are among the few fast casual places where I can eat a semi-healthy meal full of veggies and beans and not feel deprived, so it’s not something I’d go for.

Can it cancel The Tonight Show after testing positive for Fallon?

...or turn yourself into the world’s most interesting ice luge. Who wants Bailey’s shots!?

I don’t think I’d like chorizo (smoked paprika is so gross) but I applaud this effort. They should still keep the sofritos because that stuff is tasty.

Or just sit on a heater vent.

Logistics game gets Doctor Who branded crossover numbers to add to spreadsheets (or hell, I bet some of those weirdos use full blown SQL or Oracle databases to keep track of that shit).

it is straight up dystopic nightmare. there is one faction of freed slaves who seem the most relatable and human, but they are constantly being killed or abducted by their former slavers. Everywhere else is a corporate nightmare.

That is certainly an interesting take on Eleven and Matt Smith's hair.

Is it a metaphor for how I’ve been constipated since New Year’s Eve?

Are crossovers a new trend? It feels like some game is collaborating with something every week. In some cases, sure, why not. In others...no.

Screenshotting someone calling Eminem "enema man" for posterity.

I would still argue that’s a perfectly fine reference to something that actually made up a core part of the experience - the album Quake is an integral part of the DNA of the game.

I love Doctor Who. But as a former EVE Online player, I agree, this is an incredibly weird crossover. I too can imagine current players may not be all to pleased, either.

Nine inch nails did the soundtrack for Quake, and had the NIN logo on all the ammo crates for the nail gun. So that was before enema man

why do I have the feeling that Eve players are not going to be pleased

Huh. I can’t say I have an opinion one way or another, but I imagine the fanbase is not too pleased. Seems a very strange crossover given the tone of EVE.

I tried this tonight, and it was delicious. Had it half-and-half with chicken in a salad, but next time will try it on its own. It had good flavor but no real kick; the spice mix was pretty true to ground chorizo (not the fancy artisanal dry-aged stuff).