So I take it DaBaby has never heard of Magic Johnson? Shit, Jim J. Bullock was practically patient zero for celebrities contracting HIV back in 1985, and he’s still with us.

He really was oddly specific with that comment about sucking dicks in the parking lot. A lot of people are now suspicious that he has something he needs to get off of his chest. I hope he figures his shit out. 

Its all just sugar water, unless it is diet, which can still stimulate your senses to eat more calories. Orange juice is healthy right? Well, an orange is better, with fiber to aid digestion, and slow down sugar absorption. Probably less calories as well...

I would do just about anything to get my SO off of sugary drinks. He gained 23 pounds during the last year because of the addiction. And Sugar Addiction is real. 

Cool. Never cared for DaBaby’s music, and have been suspicious of him since that video where he’s on a plane making fun of a flight attendant’s appearance.

Perfect replacement, honestly.  Well done, Lollapalooza.

I remember when I first saw bottled water and laughed. “Who’s going to pay for water when you can drink it from the tap?” That was the only time I was wrong. Which is why I remember it.

Is it weird that my first thought from this was “men do some really boneheaded shit to impress women”?

“Hey I have an amazing career working at high end restaurants! Let me destroy my career because my brain is broken!”

He was just trying to make mulled wine.... on a huge, unseasonal psychotic scale.

Perhaps they should have renegotiated her contract then...

there is such a thing as setting a legal precedent though.

Releasing only in theaters didn’t stop Fast 9 from making bank. And the whole “only $20M” line is the same logic that keeps people from siding with “rich athletes” that are the whole reason that people go to the ballpark, rather than their much, much richer team owners who are screwing them. ScarJo, and nobody else,…

I saw someone on Twitter say this, but: If you accuse a corporation of breach of contract, and that corporation responds by immediately referencing COVID, that corporation 100% breached that contract.

I cannot get over just the sheer audacity of the Disney response. Not just that this multi-billion dollar company is invoking the pandemic tragedy as justification to seemingly breach their contract with Johansson, but then they claim that somehow Disney+ has enhanced her capability of earning additional…

Yeah every article I can find just says “order them from participating restaurants” with no list of these restaurants. Will I just have to browse all of the menus in Doordash?

“Happy National Chicken Tender Day! Here’s some food that is decidedly not chicken tenders!”

Only tangentially related to beer and doing it for love, I commandeered our high school PA system to belch extremely loudly across the whole school and then proceeded with the full Shaggy Defense by insisting “it wasn’t me” despite there being no one else in the office who could have done it.

It’s kind of nuts the show has kept going after shedding most of its superhero characters considering it started out as a rag-tag time traveling Justice League. Nate is really the last superhero standing and he uses his power maybe once every three episodes. Give them credit for stirring the pot every season.

I had a feeling Constantine would be leaving the show, although I didn’t expect Matt Ryan to still continue onward. Glass half-empty, glass half-full.