There was actually a stork that made an appearance so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

English title: Dawn of Pixar Cars

This is why I always check to see if someone else already posted a gif or video.

I only saw the first two episodes of WandaVision before our Disney+ trial ended, but from what I remember, the second episode began with Wanda and Vision combining separate beds into one double bed, and ended with her suddenly becoming pregnant.

So basically it’s a prequel to Pixar’s “Cars” series?

I’ll just let you watch the trailer:

Finally, a kid that can drive themselves to school and all their activities alone!

Definitely going to want a c-section.

Finally, a prequel reboot to Turbo Teen.

Whatever you think of it, no one is going to roll their eyes and grumble, “Huh – not another genre mash-up about a homicidal lesbian cyborg fostering a quasi-incestuous relationship with the delusional father of the man she is pretending to be.”

One thing’s for sure, the French are great at making weird movies.....

Agreed. The author has set the bar for her god quite low.

Drax interrogates Ego about Starlord’s conception.

Also, I’m pretty sure Tony Stark with a bunch of random women and then Pepper to make the daughter?!? Plus Thor and Jane definitely had sex at least once- that’s the only way their relationship made sense

So a “god-tier tweet” is a blandly relatable statement that’s vague enough to make every reader fill in the blanks with their own answers?

my MCU head canon is pretty much a non-stop, non-holes-barred orgy...but that’s just me...

Iron Man 1 and 2 pretty clearly showed Tony having sex, Hulk movie had him about to, but his heart rate monitor went off (because at this point he didn’t need to be angry so much as he just needed his heart going to fast, I guess). Past that its just been a small handful of off-hand remarks (like in GotG) that could…

I watched The Watchmen, which I hated, and the sex there was awkward and contrived.

I mean, they talked about starlord and his one night stands in the original gotg.