Thanks! I actually have some pals in Atlanta, so they’ve been helpful and my coworkers are nice. It’s also a big job and I’m still getting settled. I keep trying to remind myself that they don’t expect me to know everything right away and that it’s gonna take a bit to get into a routine and get a handle on things but…

Mmmmmm....Besides Shakespeare? Hitler. Just so I could sell it and get rich. And maybe Lincoln’s so I could keep it on my desk and it could give me warm, thoughtful advice.

Eeek, man, I would NOT want to be haunted by Shakespeare’s vengeful skull! It would be all flying at you and chattering its teeth and calling you a FOUL VARLET in meetings and shit!

Oh, you know that, and I know that, but it still just bothers me on behalf of him. I think he’s really been a wonderful President, someone who shows leadership with thoughtful composure, not knee-jerk actions. So I just can’t stand those people who are not fit to shine his shoes disparaging him.

Secretary of Awesome. The first lady would be...well...awesome in that job!

Did he ever leave?

Only a charisma void like Rush could think Ted has it.

Aaaawww... They grow up so fast...

Rush likes them younger. A lot younger.

I don’t think I’ve ever clicked on a Kardashian story on purpose before, but that headline was too good to ignore.

He has IQ plus intelligence! That’s almost as good as electrolytes!

Thanks! It’s cool but I’m still unsettled. I applied for the job in mid Feb and interviewed days later and four days after that they flew me to Atlanta for training and then a week after that I moved to Atlanta from DC so basically in the span of two weeks I had to move 630 miles. Most of the jobs I had been applying…

It’s a great word and an even better practice.

To a small town a different country after emptying your bank accounts, yes.

Ugh I know. It pained me to use it on this one.

It’s like they only ever took that one photo because it’s the header on most of the articles.

Fuck them.