“We’re all drinking Smartwater, moisturizing with Aveeno, and shampooing with Living Proof in the hope that some of her tawny shine will rub off.”

“I’ve been reporting for Breitbart at Trump rallies and no one ever grabbed my shoulder and everyone was nice,” Patrick Howley wrote Thursday morning, reacting to Fields’ story of getting pulled down by Trump’s manager, Corey Lewandowski.

Fucking bros

Good grief. He didn’t say the ONLY way he can ‘tolerate’ spending time with his kids is by getting high Every Day. You read a lot in to this. Also, being drunk or being a bit high are very different states of mind and body.

Good grief. He didn’t say the ONLY way he can ‘tolerate’ spending time with his kids is by getting high Every Day. You read a lot in to this. Also, being drunk or a being bit high are very different things.

#notallLoons

Joao is living the dream. Penguin bestie? BFF showers and gentle love pecks? I can’t even with this.

What you are referring to isn’t offensive because it does not exist.

Chalk paint is versatile and low VOC content, great on furniture. What are you doing?

I have to disagree back. As an Independent or Green Party voting citizen, I was against the U.S. in Iraq until the conversation about helping the Iraqi women came about. It was used as a PR tactic, and it worked. Knowing what we know now, many representatives would have voted differently. This was before everyone…

Why would she tack right? Her supporters aren’t of that demographic.

Can a 4 year adequately understand gun safety?

Sons before Guns, Jamie.

Trump raised bloodthirsty young un’s even creepier than he is.

Yes! Dying unexpectedly when your home is less than clean is a legit fear. You will be judged and not around to clear your name by explaining you had the flu, have been very busy, or you don’t care about dust but are still a fine person.

Jujy, it was highly amusing. Please forgive yourself. Alan Thicke would worry, but you ain’t him. :)

Whew...glad it was the dread auto correct. I read that several times and was worried you were having a stroke.

But she licks donuts like a little girl.

His humor strikes me as mean-spirited. I get it, just doesn’t land as funny. I’m open to checking him out again if you can recommend work you enjoy. I’d rather laugh than cringe, is all. Plenty of daily life things to cringe about! Humor is so subjective. Good luck with the Oscar.

Trump and Coody.