I RESPECT THIS BITCH! I LOVE THIS BITCH!
I RESPECT THIS BITCH! I LOVE THIS BITCH!
Tongue blast his bologna hole.
Dick don't pay for strange.
Haven't you ever heard of a trouser snake before?
The best part of Roger's personas is that they acknowledge early on how much they relied on them.
Girl you're about to feel a little prick.
Hey! as long as you handing out free crack, how 'bout you throw a little ding-a-dong ding ding ol' Crackhead Booboo's way?
I still remember being blown away when they came back from the third act break and it morphed into a completely different episode entirely.
Pizza poppers, pizza poppers, pizza poppers dance!
Not cilantro the spice, Cilantro the Mexican singer…He's gonna be big and I want NOTHING to do with him.
I want more dizzy water!
Xanaduuuu! can't cryyyy on cue! Now we are here in Xanaduuuuu!
Part of me wishes the show really had just ended there because that was perfect.
Oh god, oh god, oh Judeo-Christian false god!
This bird's gonna fly!
The actor who plays Harold seems like he's the only one having any fun.
He meant Texas Propane Commissioner Murray Hogarth.
We're doing cocaine and shooting guns. Join us!
This is truly the Slurm Classic of marketing decisions. Nice job A.V. Club.