I thought it was hilarious in one of the recent animated movies how he just casually calls Aquaman a bastard.

Nutrition won't matter much when we're all toiling away in the salt caverns.

Oh my god! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung…but I knew that

This is the best one.

Val Kilmer bad mouthed Oprah once and now he's slowly turning into a pumpkin!

Good news! It's a suppository!

Shawarma is a manly food, happy men. Maybe women eat shawarma we don't know, frankly it's a market we could do without!

I can't wait for the AV club themed sequel The Bate of the Furious.

Your bra bomb better work webslinger!

That joke in the beginning would have worked better if it was some burly dude in a Black Widow mask but I guess she gets no merchandise in universe either.

Yeah …that's…uh definitely a Spider-man movie

Caviar, Myanmar, Midsized car, you don't have to be popular find out who your true friends are

On the Jurrasic Park CD-Rom Is there a way to get out of Isla Nubar without using the velociraptor's key?

And a big ripoff of Billy and the Cloneasaurus anyway.

Uh…two things?

I love that Bart always imagined his future to be so bleak.

Naked Lunch

If 2016 has taught us anything it's not to meddle with properties starring Rick Moranis.

She really knows how to diffuse water across her semi-permeable membrane

Fitting as we'll all be living down on Skid Row very soon.