I miss the beard, Mr. Fahey. I hope this is an adequate replacement.

Majestic.

Yes.

This contest is rigged. How are people in the gray supposed to compete if you don’t approve their entry posts?

Even Batman makes dad jokes

The Candy Man can make poor Robin happy. And Grandpa Batman too.

Even Robin is happy that Hideo Kojima got some credit this week! (He is a huge Metal Gear Solid fanboy)

Tell you folks what, I’ll round up winners for the last one with the winners for this one next weekend. That way I can balance the soul-crushing with whimsy.

Barbie ain’t got time to pee.

Yes, in fact it is a contest Miss Barbie.

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I’m sure Quiet is much more comfortable in this outfit.

How do you kill that which has no life?