Hello, who is going to make the "If women said the shit men said" video? And I'm not talking about those stupid The Flip Side videos.

OH MY GOD THAT COMMENT. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.

Yeah, McConaughey isn't usually my cup of tea, but he rocked the detective suit well. The tattoos peeking out of his rolled up sleeves... oh jeez I'm on Google Images now!

Also, everything about this interview is delightful:

Happy clapping hands that Alan Alda made the list! I wrote a Valentine poem to him when I was 11. I may have been a weird kid, but I sure could pick 'em! Back then, anyway.

And I'm sorry, but 1995 Rust Cohle is WAY better than 2012 Rust Cohle.

Um, Mandy Patinkin?!

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.

this is kinda mean. in a shitty internet way.

Damn, if your grad school was like my grad school, maybe they don't let you add because FB knows it's either an unhealthy or emotionally abusive relationship. But me and my imaginary friends, that totes healthy.

No, which is SO not fair! I tried having a relationship with grad school, that didn't fly either.

Come with me to the land of no Facebook! I love it here!

Putting my name on the list of non-Promers. Too much of a loner. I don't even know what I did that night, maybe go to the movies. No regrets.

I think your sister would approve, Dream. :)

Corgi stampede!

Republicans: taking on Big Government in the name of freedom and WAIT YOU WANT TO PUT WHAT WHERE?? WE NEED SOME MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW OMFG.

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(