Your Dad seems like a super wise guy. I'm glad you asked for his input on these.

no. No no no no no. We don't want him back. He's all broken now. This is why we can't have nice things, USA!! This is why!

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

*sobs* Why? Why did I click play!?

I was somewhat skeptical until the basketball one. It's literally spewing from the crotchular area.