Right?! All I kept thinking was "oh man, that stain's never coming out..."
Were they a Johnian? If memory serves, St. John's College, Cambridge has permission to serve swan.
Do people really talk/write like this? Was this edited? Does Pippa actually say "film stars"? Is she the Dowager Countess? Does she pronounce it "fillum"? They're called movie stars. Try it: Moooo-vie. What's that? No, you don't sound like a cow. You sound like a normal human.
Nothing like the internet... sorry you had to deal with the comments you received.
Painfully accurate. :(
Welcome to consumerism people. Is this really that surprising?