I'm a teacher. I'm a singer. I'm a writer.

Its not always black and white

Say hello to my little friends

One bullet killed the president. But not one man.

This turkey can't fly.

MY NAME IS MCA
I got a license to kill, I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill

BRYAN CRANSTON is in this…
Yay, Bryan Cranston!

We're gonna have to get you on a new workout plan, Craig.

Sorry if I'm not as cool as you, Mr. Blanston, but there was no way I was gonna miss this one. Wasn't doing anything that evening so I ambled down to the local Carmike. Was disappointed by the turnout, but I suppose everyone doesn't have my discerning tastes.

THIS MOVIE WAS THE SHIT
Thank you for this article Mr. Rabin. I watched this in a theater by myself two Thursdays ago. It was indeed the best B movie idiocy I've seen in quite a long time. I MEAN ZMF-LEVELS OF OWNAGE, BITCHES!

You just got pimp slapped by the Honkytonk Man!

Will you be my girlfriend, illnevergetmorehope?

No one could be gayer than Wax Tom Cruise, so I most definitely believe in his homosexual agenda theory.

I liked them until I found out joshuadelgado like them.

likes this

Seriously? What happened?

Was Noel implying that Sky Ferreira isn't a real person because she's a pop singer?

YUP
is what I think after I watch these videos. I waited for that?… Yup.

HEY HEY
It's okay to make a little mess out of your life. Cause you don't need a diagram to tell you how to have a good time.

WAY TO GO
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