Trump administration week 3: Americans forget what joy feels like.

Canned water!

Who of us hasn’t begged an author to be let out of the greys? The kinja version of a knighthood. Some with more success that others.

So true

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Sad but true - we all know what’s coming next (the terrorist attack that galvanizes the base and ushers in a police state), yet we are powerless to do anything about it.

“The Gish Gallop (also known as proof by verbosity^[1] and the Trump Tirade^[2]) is the fallacious debate tactic of drowning your opponent in a flood of individually-weak arguments in order to prevent rebuttal of the whole argument collection without great effort. The Gish Gallop is a belt-fed version of the on the…

*a single unending scream until I finish scrolling past*

holy mother of horror fuck no

oh god. you asshole.

This is how I picture White House strategy meetings.

“Um... Steve...?”

Steve Bannon looks like the right wing nut job who is going to dictate policy for the next 4 years because the left smugly made fun of Trump’s appearance instead of running a campaign that appealed to voters who cared more about things that mattered to them than a person’s appearance, many of whom are old and ugly…

Steve Brannon looks like the guy who goes to Hooters...and doesn’t leave a tip.

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s just one order away from having his next pizza from Papa John’s free.

steve bannon looks like a mortician who staunchly refuses to apologize after his necrophilia arrest.

This is a mirror universe episode of West Wing, Facist Wing. Additionally, she looks like she couldn’t be bothered to fully zip up her skin suit.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.