I still couldn’t finish these, but even in satire they were a fuck ton more interesting.

You are missing the point. It is one thing to send emails to your intellectual crush, saying all sorts of pretentious goofy things you think sound smart. It is another for these two people (why do you keep forgetting about him?) to publish it, convinced it is high art. It’s a set of pretentious emails where each one…

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

D’oh Canada

“Better Technology”

are you like this in real life or just on the internet

The police did all they could so everything else you wrote is irrelevant. I will clarify that I blame their parents, not the police. Dying a painful death doesn’t change someone making a stupid decision. These weren’t passengers on the damn Titanic. If the cops pulled them over and then promptly shot all three that…

Alrighty then. Let’s go get some face tats. I hear Banks are hiring.

I think that you’re missing the larger point. These girls didn’t have anyone at home to actually get angry at them for getting a tattoo. The tragedy isn’t that 3 car thieves died, the tragedy is that these 3 kids never really got a fair chance to have anything close to a normal upbringing and a family that would have…

You have to be 18 to get a tattoo without parental consent, right? So either the parents are permitting it, which is something I personally won't be doing with my daughter, or she's rebelling and hanging out with people who are willing to break the law to satisfy a teenager. Her tattoo doesn't lead to a life of crime,…

AT 15 no, getting ink is not a great decision, because it’s one you have to live with forever. There’s a reason there are age limits and I don’t think a 15-year-old is old enough to make those decisions. Hell, I think it should be a 30-year-old age limit, mainly because I know too many people going through painful…

They indicate poor parenting. Not because tattoos are bad, but since they are nearly permanent, and the removal process is expensive and painful, it’s the kind of decision a parent should withhold from a child until adulthood. Adults can make fully informed decisions, children can't.

Tell me where I said they deserved to die because of their tattoo? Simplifying or misinterpreting what I say doesn’t make you right. It saddens me they were not given therapy or help to turn in their ways.

It implies the teen is less likely to follow rules and make choices that are good in the long-term. Is it always true? No. In this case it proved to be.

Doubt you’d be okay with your 15-year-old getting a tattoo. All the reasons why are the problems it indicates. In general kids who are “doing the right thing and going somewhere” don’t have tattoos in 9-10th grade.

He’ll probably give the dude pointers: “Hey. She’s really in to unicorns, but is sensitive about it. Talk some shit and you be banging her by 10pm.”

JEEZY PETES! That leader image needs a trigger warning. Dude looks like he’s trying out “peacocking” in the worst way.

IKR?
It’s like a New Jersey tourist at Burning Man took a time machine back to be the Blacksmith’s troubled teenage son on Downton Abbey.

The fucking irony is going to cause my head to explode. Is this guy the stupidest fucking guy on the planet? Or just the absolutely least self-aware? Both, I guess. This moron makes Justin Bieber look like Stephen Fucking Hawking.

Some just don’t set their bar for “funny” so damned low.