I remember reading something a while ago that some doctors actually said “Scrubs” was the most accurate and realistic medical TV show they have seen.

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

See my reply to the other comment!

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This is what happened to Small Wonder.

I tried to explain this to a (now former) friend about his friend who I had to ghost. I’d exchanged numbers with the guy, and within a day he was calling every few hours, texting non-stop, calling me his boo, begging to come over. When I told him he needed to back off if we were going to keep talking, he just doubled…

Let’s get one thing straight: I don’t buy my Doritos to fit in my purse, I buy my purses to fit my Doritos.

What have you been smoking? Have you been paying attention to what’s been happening to public schools? Budgets being cut left and right, more and more fundraisers for basic school needs, and the glorification of private/charter/choice options as the “answer to our failing public schools.” Have you been to an inner…

This so much. Everybody’s problematic.

“She doesn’t always say the ‘right thing’ or say it the right way”

I love this story and the fact that Chastain didn’t tell it herself or use it to defend herself when she was recently called out for some colourblind nonsense tweet. So many of her ilk only do this shit (and not nearly this much) to later prove their legitimacy, allyship or wokeness when their racism is inevitably…

She is not a naturalized citizen. She was born in Thailand to a Thai mother and an American father. She has been a US citizen since birth.

Uhhh...she’s a double-amputee from her service in Iraq. Pretty sure popping out kids is easy-peasy for her. If you’re saying she didn’t care about mommy problems before she became one, does anyone?

Me @ bearded Jon Hamm:

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.

I am legit terrified that something like this could happen to my family. God knows my dad got an open container ticket once, and I didn’t pay an out of state speeding ticket for a few years once. I mean, what reckless things have my sister and mom done??!!

Yeah, well, the bar owners said it wasn’t as bad as all that: it wasn’t rowdy, he wasn’t “dragged out,” and in fact apart from being pissed, he was actually nice. He bought drinks for everyone, and only came back the second time to settle his account. Oh, and he left a 100% tip. Of course, that’s less interesting…

...he dismissed the idea of a Vegas residency as “planning your retirement.”

The Republicans started this war. They had the “Contract with America” via Newt Gingrich and the cultish signing of the “Taxpayer Protection Pledge” via Grover Norquist, designed to cripple the government. The cherry on the top was Mitch McConnell’s pledge to continuously obstruct President Obama in order to force him…

The nyt can go fuck themselves.