Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

I signed one too friend. I am singing like a fucking bird. Come find me Harvey. Come fucking find me. Since you worked there you know the solution. Have Meryl Poster put this douchebag on a chain. She is the only person on planet earth who can put him in his place...and she is a piece of work herself. Perhaps more…

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

you’re not, but for some of us weirdos creepy and cute go hand in hand

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.

Plus, the drugs are pretty sweet.

I always say pasta and taco like a Brit BECAUSE it’s ridiculous. It’s pure reverse pretentiousness, because it’s affected but sound so much LESS classy

People from Newcastle do not say par-sta. Try that up here and you might get twatted.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Between this, Top of the Lake: China Doll, Handmaid’s Tale and Doctor Foster season 2 I am feeling downright spoiled. Is this what it’s like to be a white man where every piece of media is made for your consumption?

I’m sure she’ll be rejected again.

In the 90s, we used to wear sweatshirts and turtlenecks out to college bars.

Snapshot of a country divided.

As we say here in Chicago the CPD is the biggest gang in the city. Countless examples of ridiculous behaviour, see the dispandment of the special drug task force, drunken beating of a female bartender...

Counterpoint: No, they do not.

Does “All of THE sudden” bother anyone else but me?

Are there regional affiliations for “all of the sudden” vs. the clearly superior “all of a sudden”?

Castor oil is the essential oil for constipation...

Said it before and I will say it again: Tammy Duckworth 2020.

SnAAAAAke