Paul wasn’t driving.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Meh. Kiwis do it better:

What about when it’s confused?

We must never forgot.

Not my creation, but....

Jeff Gordon can drive anything and also scare the crap out of Travis Okulski.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Hey, I’d rock an MRAP.

wearing an ascot and toting a glass of wine.

More importantly, they slap 25% duties on our stuff and we don’t return the favor?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

Dude, the Acura had a green light. You don’t know the perspective either. She/he may not have seen the SUV due to the car that actually stopped for the red light obstructing the view. For example. The SUV is 100% at fault.

True story: When Joanne Woodward wanted to give her husband Paul Newman a Mini for Christmas, they were able to drive it up onto the porch and get it through the double doors into house and into the room with the tree.

Just bought my boys a cheap two-seat kart, since they weren’t allowed to ride along at a recent autocross event. Wicked excited to get them out to hunt some cones.

I grew up racing methanol karts. Loved it. Had a blast. Won a championship at 14. Did a lot for my mechanical and driving abilities. I encourage anyone with a son or daughter that has an interest to get into it. It’s rewarding and builds a real bond between you and your child. Me and my father are still very close and…

I honestly didn’t know anyone on the Jalopnik staff was of driving age in 1997.