“I don’t want to hurt anybody, but I’m happy to imply that anyone who inconveniences me when I’m in my car should die violently.”

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I travel very frequently for work. Every rental I’ve had goes through the following tests

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

Why you gotta go and talk shit about mayonnaise, man?

But they really are. I have a 25 mile commute each way, all highway. I would be the ideal candidate to have an electric car for commuting. Drive it to work, drive it home, plug it in. 80% of the time that’s all I drive for the day.

Dear Lifehacker,

That’s the thing you type into the ATM machine, right?

Department of Redundancy Department Approved!

If you freeze your credit, then anyone who wants to use your credit to open an account with need a special PIN number.

I don’t take his comment as sexist at all. It sounds more like that if someone doesn’t agree with you then it’s sexist/racist/or you fill in the blank.

How is it sexist that I want a race car driver to be judged on their competitive merits?

It’s kind of amusing, all this ‘don’t compare her to Danica’ stuff. Much as the original article referred to was lazy, shitty journalism, this article itself treats Landauer very similarly to Danica - she is a mid-field at best driver, getting far more attention/promotion/media coverage than her results could ever…

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

Exactly.

why are we policing what people flippantly say, now? look, i’m all for social justice, but no matter what people do, they are offensive to someone. if someone is friends with someone who keeps saying these remarks then they can solve it, maturely, like adults, in private. otherwise, you just have to get used to the…

As an actual single parent, this kind of talk hasn’t ever offended me or anything but, yeah, it’s not the same thing.

Need better pictures, ones that actually be zoomed... But, my first guess is a hydrogen generator.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.