Woop-woop thats the sound of the police

You now need to explain the joke.

uhh 90% of the cars on the road are ugly as fuck too... why would an ugly truck not sell?

This reminds me of when someone brought a small rally car to a car meet one time..the guy took one look at me (6ft) and said, if you can get in it, you can drive it.
since I DO know how to get into a small sports car (hint: feet first) I did it easily first shot.I still did not get to drive it.

The small electric scooter you’re thinking of, are electric skateboards.
unlike the scooter, they dont have to fold... they’re small, light and will do a few miles around the city easily.

You like that? This one will do 25+miles @ 45mph, silently... or 120miles at the 15mph that thing does.

I hope I don’t stall and restart at a light in one of your cars... because if someone crosses and does a head-on at high speed to me, its going to suck with no airbag.

I see nothing strange here.
Guy thinks hes having stuff stolen by maid.
Guy and his friend install non-obvious cameras to catch this.
Guy uses his phone (that happens to be owned by work) and another remote computer (that happens to be owned by work) to remote backup.

Depending on where you work, this is not uncommon...

no…

that makes no sense to me. The front airbags NEED to go off when you get hit in the front, even if you’re stopped.
And the ignition just has to be on, the engine does not need to be running.
AND in this case, the sensors for acceleration were loose in one location, so it just takes one thing to trigger the other…

Fuck that. Start your own company. Problem solved AND you have the possibility to be successful.

ALOT of airbag deployments happen when someone is stopped at an intersection and a vehicle comes in at them from every angle. 0mph airbag deployment is a requirement.

They cant hire someone without a CDL. You need to know english and pass some basic tests to get a CDL.
Sure they may hire stupid drivers at low pay, but they wont be undocumented.

3rd gear: no union. their time in the auto industry has passed.

My reply when I saw the headline: You have got to be shitting me.

I just spent $600+ on greenworks lawn equipment.

Then I saw it was the 40v, and was not as upset. The 80v stuff is like a good gas mower and trimmer. the 40v stuff is not. Its good, but not mowing 3ft wet grass without issue good.

My reply when I saw the headline: You have got to be shitting me.

I just spent $600+ on greenworks lawn equipment.

Then…

This car.... that they’re talking about... you dont put gas in it.

I dont ride public transportation, so I may be wrong, but I see the problem with your logic.
With our personal vehicles, we can see that the traffic takes 15mins longer, and leave 15mins earlier. Its on us.
With public transport, you leave 15mins earlier and just wait 15mins longer for them to get to the stop... then…

well... she DOES rub off half that paint.

HGTV.... no one likes Fox Sports.

Yeah. it’s faster than a boosted board. Much longer range..but more important than anything else, its all hub motor drive. No more belts snapping because of a pothole hit. no belt whine. No alignment issues.

it does fly.