Imagine the mess that would make with all that alcantara everywhere.

Per my extensive Hollywood research, that is how AI works. Add in the fact that a good 50% of us will be taken out by these things in the first few recall cycles, and we’re in trouble. Especially if FCA gets in on the game.

The problem as I see it is that autonomous cars will be stupid and completely useless right up until they become self aware and kill all the remaining humans that survived the beta testing.

And Black and Decker just introduced a blender with 15 speeds. Yay! You can’t turn a car into an appliance and then be surprised when no one gives a damn.

Hey, be nice. It’s not easy being green.

What? No diesel? Why’s the roof so short? What’s it look like in brown? Screw this, I’m getting a Miata!

Miatas are like cheeseburgers. Are they good? Yes. Will they satisfy your hunger? Yes. Does that mean I will eat nothing but cheeseburgers for the rest of my life while openly mocking those who prefer tacos or pizza and resenting those who can afford a steak? No. Just eat your cheeseburger and STFU, we all know what…

I dare say that despite the sarcasm, you’re right. If I were in a Ferrari I’d be worried about wrecking the whole time, and my right foot would act accordingly. In an old Neon, I would be completely uninhibited. Balls to the wall, foot to the floor, roof to the asphalt kinds of crazy that are only possible when you…

Yeah, but the real question here is, what are his torque ratios?

Pretty sure the pickup was a Brat. Normally Portland uses Baja’s, but some officials prefer to drive “ironically”.

I agitated my wife considerably while we were watching this.

That’s the first time anyone has said “high speed” in reference to an Elio. Congrats.

Ha! Hans Arschloch. And the emissions guy was who, Peter Schlampe?