Spamboster.

Yaaaaay, but why not a comedy instead of whatever this is because I'm sortof sick of things like whatever this is

I have indeed! Not bad, but I feel like meatballs are one of those things where people really want them to be a thing but I don't think they're a thing.

Whaaaaaaat the hell was that all about

Man, that looks really bad, guys.

I guess I've been listening to Fuck Buttons wrong, because I thought that was sex music.

I HAVE SOME SERIOUS UNEXPLORED KINKS THAT MOST GIRLS MY AGE HAVE NO INTEREST IN LOL

I've been waiting my entire life for the next trend to finally be making everyone look like kids playing Secret Agent. That's all I ever wanted to do as a grownup! I was like "When I have money I'm going to buy cool secret agent shit!" AND NOW I CAN.

YES

The question is this sentence: "He’s also incredibly horny and has some serious unexplored kinks that most girls his age have no interest in." What is it that makes her think that? Either she's doing some super weird guessing, some ill-advised snooping, or he's told her, in which case there's no stopping the impending…

I DON'T KNOW HOW TINA AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO PLAN OUR SUMMER VACATION WITH ALL THIS UNCERTAINTY