I dunno -- Steven Segal seems to have fucked it up like a boss.

Watch her Hong Kong ones — they’re better than her American ones, which are all largely bottom-of-the-barrel trash.

Does that count my wife and I watching it?

Too bad they couldn’t do a cameo of Daniel Radcliffe walking up to his crushed and bleeding body, and giving it a good swift kick — just because.

THE FAST & THE FURIOUS Franchise is a lot of high-octane thumb-your-nose-at-physics nonsense cut for thrills, with a layer of talk about the importance of “family” to make it a bit deeper than your average Michael Bay movie.

And sometimes, you find love while you’re arse-kicking.

Is your real name “David Ehrlich”, and do you write for Indywire and co-host the FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM Podcast? Because Ehrlich went on a screed which must have bent the laws of Space and Time it went on so long against The Old Guard, interrupting his co-hosts so he could blather on endlessly.

Further to this — was listening to the FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM podcast this week, and David Ehrlich went on a three-day screed (well, it felt that long!) against The Old Guard, interrupting his co-hosts as is his constant habit to shove his own opinions down everybody’s throats.

Yes, but can you get them all to commit to a foursome with you...?

I don’t think it’s that hard — Charlize Theron laid it out to Chiwetel Ejiofor in the final scene before the setup for the sequel: His character is going to keep them off the radar, find them jobs where they won’t end up facing obsessively curious people just like him, and more effectively change matters for the…

Sir, this is an Arby’s....

Prof. Mark “Blancmange” Kermode and Dr. Simon “Miracle Whip” Mayo agree with this sentiment, wholeheartedly.

Isn’t that what Pluto TV is trying? A collection of different channels of content? Most of it is, admittedly, crappy movies from lower-tier premium services and with ads, but at least it’s trying to amalgamate a number of different channels into one....

that would mean seeing themselves as they really are, and I strongly suspect the vast majority of them would rather die first.

You sure made it sound like it was!

I didn’t find The Old Guard that way — but boy, was Six Underground dumb!!!

I figured that they are crazy rich, but knowing what straights will do to them if they find out means they live live vagabonds and only access their money when they want to get something like a first edition of Don Quixote or commission Rodin to do a sculpture (which turned out to be unnecessary as Andy ended up…

Can you blame him? I think we all were sad when THE SANDBAGGERS ended, b/c showrunner Ian Mackintosh had...A Tragic Single-Engine Airplane Accident I Am Certain the UK’s Security Services and the CIA Had Nothing Whatsoever To Do With....

It can be both, Rueful Countenance.

I remember watching Day For Night when it first came out, while I was in college — a bunch of us went to the Repertory Art Cinema near the college to see it. I always thought of it as good Second-String Truffaut — not in the league of Jules and Jim, Shoot the Piano Player, The Last Metro or The Bride Wore Black, but a…