@Gerald Walker - I'd rather he flew by pulling in his arms, legs and head, and started spitting fire out of the holes where they'd been and spun upwards like helicopter or a flying top.

I thought that was the legend, @cap_n_morgan:disqus ? It certainly was in T.H. White's The Once and Future King, which both The Sword in the Stone and Camelot were adaptations of….

I'm afraid the last Arthurian Legend movie I liked was MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL - and prior to that, the musical CAMELOT.

Yeah…. ::sigh::

That would require spending money and time on somebody I find offensive rather than funny, wouldn't it, @Trump Dumper?

Well, for the elephants it was, @avclub-f930d4d20ddb7bc6043ece1ee6da5ef8:disqus - but we weren't concentrating on them, but on the two guys freaking out over constant doses of elephant dick while stuck inside the female elephant's vagina.

@ok72:disqus - oh, it is! Some of my in-laws live there, so my wife's dragged me out that way more than a few times.

Can't say I did, @NephewOfAnarchy:disqus, but I've seen enough Sasha Baron Cohen movies and television to know cringe comedy at its most cringe-y is his stock in trade, and to know that he finds the notion of Dudes! Having Sex! With Other Dudes! An endless source of snark.

Good bye again, @Nathan Rabin - we will miss Your World of Flops.

It's gay panic to make it a source of cringe comedy, @NephewOfAnarchy:disqus .

Unless you're Dr. David Dao, @RainbowKite:disqus - I'm not sure you get to claim that without seeming like even more of a self-righteous, entitled wanker than you already are.

Hard to disagree with you, @disqus_KZNohQJhAc:disqus - except I haven't seen The Sword in the Stone since it first came out, back in 1963! I remember liking it, but I also remember Mom, Dad, my two younger brothers and I coming out of the theater to find out President Kennedy had been shot in Dallas, TX….

Not Coulson and May, @disqus_ZBFe9OgxcQ:disqus ?

I don't know, @Vulcan_with_a_Mullet:disqus - given sufficient stimulant abuse, I can see where that double bill might be quite hilarious.

Sadly, @alferd packer:disqus ? It's actually kind of dull - and despite being a Dino DeLaurentiis Production, looks like something the ITV did as a Movie of the Week.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus - aww, that would be too easy! The Last Legion manages, incredibly, to make it both goofier and more boring, all at the same time.

I think @avclub-9b9e1a343ae70483d5160383aec75ce1:disqus is making a point, @RainbowKite:disqus - or, let me put it another way with another meme to piss you off just as self-righteously….

::shoos away Castle and Beckett, lurking at the edge of the squad room::

Did you ever see The Last Legion, wherein Noble Roman Colin Firth, assisted by Sir Ben Kingsley as a Druid Mage and Aishwarya Rai as an Eastern Roman Empire Smoking Hot Ass-Kicker/Spy/Anything But Hindustani Movie Star and Bachchan-by-Marriage, and dealing with Alexander Siddig as…Somebody Arabic and Untrustworthy,…

I've Galahad it with all your puns!