Sorry - I forgot to add this to the end:

::Putin pulls off mask, revealing Vince McMahon underneath::

What the FUCK was that link I just read, @avclub-1995235c85099e61fc4fe43428368aa7:disqus ?

Really, @horsesays:disqus !

He was in Manos: The Hands of Fate, @ancientshenanigan:disqus !

@falconry4less:disqus - and there was much rejoicing!

Did he write a letter to his girl back home, who he was going to marry once the war was over, right before he got killed deader than Hell, @ancientshenanigan:disqus ?

DC/WB feature film unit (or as we scream with from the depths of Hell, "The SNYYDDERRVVVERRRSSSSSEEEE!"), @Juan:disqus and @Fancyarcher:disqus .

Sadly, that wasn't this movie, @cooperdibiase:disqus .

It was ::sob!:: That man over there working on Sucker Punch II: Suck Harder, Ms. @taeralasfer:disqus !

Well, Captain America: Civil War doesn't suck as hard as Batman v. Superman, @MANlMAL:disqus ….

@disqus_vWmGD8vjxm:disqus - sorry, man - but the good news is, you can use the Lightning Port…assuming you have a replacement for the included dongle that you lost ten minutes after you unpacked it…. Or BlueTooth! Because BlueTooth always works, right?

Yes, except the Time Machine only goes where Jonny Ive wants it to go, @disqus_vWmGD8vjxm:disqus - and worse, he snuck in an upgrade so now there are no longer any visible controls!

Got issues about sweet&sour, or sweet&spicy, @fabronaut:disqus - my parents loved sweet&sour chicken and sweet&sour pork while I was growing up, back then it was way too sweet and my palate wasn't able to handle piquancy at all. Worse, they insisted we all had to eat it - so I grew up loathing sweet&sour, and what I…

Your mouth to the Gods' ears, @taeralasfer:disqus !

Get used to it, @Stegrelo:disqus - we got four years of this bunch.

Night, John-Boy.

@avclub-2d400a0c768ccd575524d865801762c4:disqus - I don't drink, though trying to watch this show has made me consider starting up again.

Oh, I have not forgotten Jesse L. Martin, believe me, @disqus_b9MCzkedBm:disqus! I have the Rent soundtrack on my iPad, and I kind of love how for several years two musical comedy stars busted New York City's miscreants on Law & Order - and I really hate how Briscoe and Green never got to do a duet!

They could, @disqus_fLdNjoSUIA:disqus.