Only if they're White, @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus .

ISIS is so desperate to seem like a real threat to America they'll apparently claim any mass attack is their doing, @michaelnicchetta:disqus .

OMFG, @disqus_TFxSvxblqh:disqus - I did not know this.

Wow, @disqus_KZNohQJhAc:disqus - that's…almost beautiful, in a Trump Ouroboros of Bullshit kind of way.

And here I thought you were the Skippy Homeier of North Korea, @avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus .

I saw what you did there, @avclub-7f389db64be5931a99231c3f7ce90288:disqus .

Suddenly, I want to see an Elementary arc of Jamie Moriarty's ex-lovers demanded Sherlock help them with some big Whatzit - guest-starring Billy Bob Thorton, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston.

It would have, @lutherstadtwittenberg:disqus , precisely because Castle wasn't that great a show, but had engaging leads that were fun to watch even when the material sucked.

Yeah…. There is that, @avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus .

Oh, dear, @michaelnicchetta:disqus - sorry, I heard it was at "The Mall of America in Minnesota". That's what happens when you hear things second- and third-hand.

Absolutely nothing except a failure of will, @wrightstuff76:disqus .

::sob!:: Do I have to show you on the doll where the song touched me, @velvetal:disqus …?

That's your story, and you're sticking to it, @ZeoVGM:disqus .

We're actually saying Kevin James would be a better Presidential choice than who we have now, @matthew_stechel:disqus ?

That is neither Casey Kaseem nor Matthew Lillard - that is, unless I'm really off the mark, Henry Winkler.

So - what you're saying is that Trump is, in fact, a Regeneration of The Master, @avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus ….?

@AforAusgewahlt:disqus - being "deflective" is the candidates' or handlers' job (or as they put it, "Staying on Message"), while getting past that is the job of the media. The relationship between those who run things and those who report on it is supposed to be adversarial - it's how a Representative Democracy is…

Kind of like Bill Clinton showing up on The Arsenio Hall Show to play his saxophone, Barack Obama periodically using late night talk shows to get his message out, or even Richard Nixon cropping up on Laugh-In during his 1968 campaign, @avclub-9a73d886f7283a6fff213ccce22a1111:disqus .

Hey, @bobhauk:disqus ! You changed your Avvie from Amy Acker to Milana Vayntrub - who's my choice for Delia Peabody in that Eve Dallas series I want HBO or Showtime or somebody where they can spend lots of money and show sex, violence and lots of cursing to produce.

Okay, not trying to be all obscure here, but - last weekend my Bollywood-watching group found this movie billed as an "Indian Comedy" on Netflix, Delhi in a Day. From the Netflix blurb it sounded like a commedia dell'arte-style romp about buffoonish rich people and their wily servants running rings around them.