I was stone-cold sober when I watched it.

Actually, Eddie Murphy's Donkey riding Dragon, yelling, "I'm a Donkey on the EDDDDGEEE!" is my Shrek high point, @johanneshaurakivanstelten:disqus .

You mean….Silk Stalking'd, don't you, @papertiger41:disqus ?

Not if we have to watch Gilbert Gottfried again, @avclub-26be735080c109e08f5081b9adef306f:disqus !

Yes, @avclub-26be735080c109e08f5081b9adef306f:disqus - this.

Okay, now I'm lost - where did Shrek use "Hallelujah"?

Oh, of course I will, @aaron_haynes:disqus.

Ohhhh, @thelastpantsyouwilleverwear:disqus !

Taraji P. Henson plays Cookie Lyons on Empire, @thelastpantsyouwilleverwear:disqus - so yeah, "ballbuster" qualifies, among many other far less flattering terms!

AGGGH! Who can fucking keep UP with all the ret-ret-retconning anyway, @avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus ?

::Nods:: Sorry about that, @avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus - that's b/c name links don't show up unless I edit a post, so I use that to develop a thought more.

Yeah, it does kind of make you wonder about Batman's motivations, doesn't it, @Haymz_Jetfield:disqus ?

Hey, I LIKE Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah", @Mr. Threepwood:disqus !

"Clark…. Junk Food is not the universal solution to every problem - "

While I LIKE'd your comment because I agree with you, @avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus - that's how we feel now.

And, as you can see from the rest of my comment, @avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus - I agree with you on that score.

Dick wasn't Bruce's adopted son, @avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus, he was his ward - which was a big deal to Dick when Bruce adopted Jason. So there's not even quasi-incest there.

As do I, @avclub-05504937cdc07f36babc5831fbf2e119:disqus .

Batman Beyond, as @bradbrains27:disqus said, @avclub-1aa099d408fe4285329682b5db961cf0:disqus .

What's more terrifying are the people who point to Trump's acceptance speech and say, "He actually sounds reasonable!", @kingofmadcows:disqus .