"Sundance hits that died off the mountain and why" sounds like exactly the kind of fun feature the old AV Club would have done.

It's true. I'm generally not a fan of bangs; but I'm dating a girl right now who has them and the bangs were one of the things I found most attractive about her. I wish I could explain it.

In the spirit of the L.A. Riots' anniversary, I'd like to promote Anna Deavere Smith's Twilight: Los Angeles. Smith interviewed a wide variety of Angelenos, both those directly involved in the Riots and those who watched it from a far, for the project and then turned the interviews into a series of monologues. I…

Wasn't Garfield's "self appointed physician", a quack who happened to be around and refused to let other doctors touch the patient?

I'm going to be disappointed if we don't get a second, but also very glad that we'll at least have these 13 wonderful episodes preserved in amber.

I'm glad Josh was chanting it, because I was too.

Even weirder, she doesn't even say "A", it's just "In…Small…Private…Elevator."

I let out a "Dammmmmmn" at that bit of shade.

I've seen a couple around L.A.

I would like to know more about the pancakes.

Holy shit.

True story: I realized I had to break up with a woman I was dating when I saw she owned a DVD of Grown Ups 2, but didn't own the original Grown Ups. That raised far too many questions.

She was also in Grown Ups 2.

Jesse, we're really worried about your David Spade fetish.

I honest to god said "HahaWhat?" upon reading this.

Please, if you'd all go back to your drinking.

Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?

Yeah, this year's Grammys really sucked.

SLACK OFF!

I don't follow as my example was east-west.