It's not mentioned here, but the partners are inspired to do this because Will Smith has been writing letters to Death, Love and Time; which is totally a thing real people do.

Or Norwegian.

WHAT A TWIST UPON A TWIST!

Hey now, Never Let Me Down at least has a solid title track and "Zeroes" is also good. Now Tin Machine II, that's a bad Bowie record.

Yeah, weird that in a year that brought us that and God's Not Dead 2: Electric Boogaloo they chose Miracles From Heaven as the faith-based representative.

I'm convinced that Gods Of Egypt is based off of a forgotten Playstation 1 game. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Counter-point: BvS wasted three of the all time biggest superheroes, Suicide Squad just had a bunch of largely B-list at best villains.

I'd call the original Now You See Me stupid fun if it weren't for the total "Fuck you!" of an ending. Never before has a movie made me retroactively hate everything I had seen leading up to the ending.

Isn't she going to be in F8 of the Furious?

Sounds like Helen Mirren needed to build an addition to her house.

My favorite high concept review since A. O. Scott's Oogieloves review.

I saw the first twist coming a mile away because it's exactly that kind of movie, but Jesus; that second one is just unbelievably stupid.

I'm not surprised since they obviously didn't have any scenes together, but I'm still impressed.

On the topic of movie posters; I think at this point it's common knowledge that Polish posters are insane. I thought the Club would enjoy seeing the Polish Boogie Nights poster which I saw on Twitter the other day. The funniest part about it to me is that Luis Guzman gets top billing.

2016 was a hell of a year.

I disagree. I think an 80's schlock vibe fits with De Palma. I'm a fan of his work partially because it often teeters on the edge of schlock and exploitation. That said, I think the window view of his films is a little too busy.

I went into Moonlight largely blind about what I was going to see, so I was amazed by how they got three actors who looked like the natural progression of one person. This poster really seals how well cast Chiron was.

Why do you insist on being such a piece of shit?

I was pointing to the way that a sample was used to chilling effect. Do you want me to do a review, you annoying little shit? Fine. Lemonade is an engaging and genre bending concept album about betrayal and forgiveness. A "Hear, My Dear" for the 21st century. Highlights include the defiantly bouncy "Hold Up", the…

Wow, you're a real asshole, you know that?