I think someone else needs their Sarcasm detection updated.

Umm Is it just me or is there a big cup of Dam fine coffee just in the middle of the article?

That's a big lie man, Microsoft did because like 7 or so years ago computers were getting 1 gig of ram. Apple and Google are the copycats around here.

It's the first in a long legacy of tablets forged from the depths of magical gold.

You have the POWWAAAAAAAAAAA.

Honestly, I'm fine with my iPad 2, like yea, Siri, the Retina display and updated camera would be nice but I mean I'm just fine with my iPad 2, it does everything I want it too.

Exactly, if they call it the iPad HD it will be the worst day in history since the 4S was released, I can't believe apple backstabbed us and gave us the finger when they called the iPhone 5 the 4S, I'm still waiting on my iPhone 5.

I'm not going to buy it at all no matter what name it is lol I'm pretty fine with my iPad 2.

Weirdest title I've read all day.

And that makes you and me a Gizmodo fan boys because we are on Gizmodo. I love your logic, lets make babies.

There was a video recently that showed the Old Smart covers being used on the iPad 3.

They probably know there is one, Giz is just waiting to make an article after the Press event on how the home button is "Obsolete" and that if Apple wants to innovate their devices further they need to get rid of it. You know it's going to happen.

They are just saving it for their article about why the home button should be gone and how it's "Obsolete" in todays world and if Apple wants to innovate further they need to get rid of it.

They have an SD card dongle you can buy. I think they still sell it.

And when it's not they will flip out and complain and say that it will be the worst thing ever. So many people dream too much.

I'm expecting people to flip out if they call the next iPad the iPad HD instead of iPad 3.

There's also supposed to be a better camera. But honestly I don't plan to update, Retina display and better camera sound good but my iPad2 works fine.

Aw man it would be the worst day ever if they call it the iPad HD, I would be waiting for the REAL iPad 3 and iPhone 5.

Sounds like Apple needs to borrow rudolf

That's the way I see it with the Persona games, that's why I can't decide if I should just get Persona 4 or wait for The Golden for the Vita. Or just get both.