"re·port
rəˈpôrt/
verb
1.give a spoken or written account of something that one has observed, heard, done, or investigated."

The teeny-tiniest little bit of research would find you the information that it was absolutely and positively not a 20-year old getting in trouble for fucking his 17-year old girlfriend.

"Hollywood" didn't do anything.

Before you had a kid you didn't think drugging and raping a kid was all that bad?

"Actually it does matter."

All she'd have to have done was duck, and then those killers all shot one another. Bingo, bango, Jane Wick is born.

Thank you.

I kept thinking they were trying to make her like the little guy in the background of the big mob/yakuza fight from the pretzel episode of The Simpsons.

If you like Ol' Petey Pants then you should give it a shot. It's Pete Holmes through and through and it's pretty solid.

Yeah, I remember being pretty stoked about Child Of God, and then after seeing it I was pretty stoked to never, ever watch anything James Franco directs again.

"It doesn’t have any style, "

You do what you do with any other waitress at any other bar or restaurant. If you're a flirt, you flirt. If you're not, you don't.

If you're so uncomfortable around women maybe you shouldn't go to hooters.

Boob-centric? Hooters is OWL-centric. Duh, haven't you seen the logo?

Even though Charlie clearly says that crow milk is made of crows, crow eggs and crow feces?

Rosie is the wrong choice because she's just not funny.

I thought the alt-right didn't care what Hollywood people think about anything.

I didn't say no payoff, I said the payoff was a big nothing. I expected something, I don't know, funny. What I got was a big nothing.

"The episode’s B-plot, though much more simple, is actually a more effective display of the show’s fucked-up sense of humor."

And it won't stop.