still doing god’s work, I see.

Hopefully, in four years Obama’s legend will only grow, especially compared to Orange Hilter’s, so the Obama coalition will reform and oust his ass? Of course, this is assuming a raging inferno hasn’t consumed the entire country.

This looks pretty awesome, although I can’t think of Obama in college without this:

This will make me like Obama more, which will make January even more unbearable.

I remember a particular scandal in which liberals and moderates stayed home or voted third party.

Whatever Trump is pointing at, look the other way; he’s a master of misdirection.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Almost everyone was terrible.

He’s adorkable.

Drake is “Bitch, me too!”ing Taylor Swift, because of course he is. He’s the Taylor Swift or rap. Wheels within wheels, man. It all makes sense. Wake up sheeple!

People say stupid shit. We ALL say stupid shit. And you know what? Jezebel hot take: I actually think this was kind of funny (ducks)

This one tweet vs. Pence’s career of anti-woman, anti-gay legislation? Sing me up for team Brandon.

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

Honestly, it’s a gross tweet, but..... I can’t seem to feel any outrage over this. Maybe I’m so accustomed to men talking like this that this tweet is very “vanilla” to me. I get it, hahaha a bunch of drunken white chicks... perfect time to get some, its bad but it’s not so bad that I’m gonna write him off. The way I…

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Follow-ups: how much is this going to cost us as taxpayers? And how much is this going to cost Midtown businesses?

She was hoping she’d be free of him November 9th. Instead, she’s stuck for another 4-8 years.