‘We’ll take your refugees’ - that’s a good one! Canada made a big show of taking 25000 Syrian refugees. Germany took 1 million refugees in 2015 and an estimated 300000 in 2016.

we’ll fix our crap relationship with our first nations and we’ll see you on the other side.

Terrific attitude. Guess who people also didn’t believe was a liberal.

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

More people voted for Clinton. Never forget that. We lost, but we are the majority.

Looking to Germany for a means to deal with a fascist Cheeto Voldemort?

What the fuck? They’re gonna wrap some thread around that shit and sell it for 4 dollars, and then act like it’s MAGNANIMOUS of them?

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

I keep coming back to the idea that she is a genius. She doesn’t want to be First Lady. She gave an interview where, in order to excuse her reprehensible husband, called him a child. Now she has picked Trump’s most readily apparent quality to highlight as being a problem? I need the Honorable Kara Brown to rule if…

The school system is so fucking bureaucratic now that everything has to be investigated and approved before anything can be done. Goddamnit. We just failed an 11-year old. She couldn’t hang a fucking poster??

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

I think that particular piece is titled 2016.

Exactly, nothing says togetherness like eternal suffering!

That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

Real question, not a joke: why is he bothering? His supporters don’t pretend to care about us, he damn sure never has, and he can’t really think any negro outside of Sheriff Selfhating Asskisser’s family will vote for him. Why spend a second on this speech? It’s done. At this point, I envision even Ben Carson will…

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Do not wash that arm until election day. And then use it to vote. ;)