I mean, Kyrie just told a fan to suck his dick, nobody freaked out. I think its at least possible that this is all being a bit overblown.

Eh, or this is just a stupid non story that only made a blip on the radar because we have to make a news story out of everything and he is by far the most famous college football player in the country.

Have you ever seen the size of baby bowel movements? There is no way that this tiny tub is going to cause any sphincter damage.

You left out “in some parts of the country”. I just took a peek in my office parking lot. There are 3 model S and 1 X. This is out of about 30 cars. Granted, its a professional building in New England. They are as common as any other car you see around here.

That is a crazy story. Seems like it could be a movie. Its also telling about what a generally terrible job being an airline pilot is. Its crazy that people who fly you around in pressurized tubes at 36,000 feet can barely support themselves and need a side hustle. Granted, not all pilots, but the compensation is…

Just because things are happening at a slower rate than he initially stated doesnt negate the fact that they are well beyond what anyone else has been able to bring to market. Nobody is denying that he may be a bit ambitious in his promises, but really, clinging to that as your main critique seems to be throwing the…

Yeah, the Waymo autonomous features on my GTI work great! And the Cruise system on my wifes car is fantastic. Seriously, what are you even talking about. Those systems are not available to the public, or in extremely limited tests. Try again.

Funny how they made a 3D digital render that someone was able to sit in and drive. Tesla technology is even more advanced than I thought. Seriously, this old trope is so fucking tired. Just admit you hate the company and move on. They have done something nobody else has, yet all your simple minded ass can do is…

So people who drive and manage trucks and fleets are stupid rubes. Got it. Funny guy!

The overall lack of any mention of how this is an outrageously short sentence for admittedly killing someone is the reason alot of people think the folks around here only care about crimes against certain groups.

Lets all remember our collective outrage when they went to HBO. Turns out it wasn’t so bad. Plus those joints end up right on pbs quick. In these Trump times Sesame Street is gives us hope.

Please DO NOT! Elmo is the most powerful member of our family, and trust, we are ON our parenting shit.

K-marts entire public life if proof that he is a clown. He is literally the worst person to be having this argument, save perhaps OJ. It’s also telling that he is the only one trying to make this ignorant argument.

The funniest thing about this tired ass take is that the very people you (incorrectly) point to as symbolizing the origin of dreadlocks, Jamaicans, would laugh right in your face. Now, real ass Rastas from the mountains, maybe they wouldnt be feeling it, but by and large, Jamaicans have no time for this race nit…

Ive been cringing the last couple days wondering when this terrible take was gonna show up here. If only this was satire.

What if it is just an ever so slightly lifted hatch- basically a rally car for the streets? The last time I felt this blind optimism was seeing the first spy shots of the Panamera, so ughh, probably not.

White people can rap. What people object to is her trying to pretend she is black while rapping. Its not really a difficult distinction. Macklemore, Aesop Rock, there are other white rappers that people dont have a problem with. Hell, Eminem sounds hood as fuck but people dont care because he is actually hood as…

This is the correct take.

This is the Picasso of trolling. Either that, or the Stacy Dash of sincere opinions.

I was looking at all the pictures thinking to myself, man, I thought this was a really nice looking whatever-UV Ive been seeing around. Finally I realized this isnt the glc, its the gle. GTFO with these naming conventions. Also, that thing is fucking ugly compared to its little brother.