This is simple to explain. Folks, that's a campfire. Duh.

Until those get approved, I'm sorry to say I won't buy one. The thought of me taking this shirt off at the end of the day and my skin being burnt red by some chemical spooks me. Probably not going to happen but I still prefer the traditional methods.

2nd report. Broken. Video is Private.

#3 still. That's pretty top notch.

Too hot for the Super Bowl? hah. Tell that to Bob Parsons.

Where do you buy these?

Looks like one of those light fixtures in a low budget Chinese buffet or Vietnamese restaurant.

No bank robber says that.... It probably came out like ,"I got a nuke yo a$s, gimmie some cash."

Arrested? ... or hired?

I would imagine that is something Google and Donald Trump probably have in common.

It's because you're drinking Newman's. That's like drinking coffee brewed from a reused bag of 4-day old Maxwell house in the back of a call center.

I think my 7th grade science professor had one of these things he used to demo a hydrogen explosion in the middle of the football field.

This screams Stargate all over it.

#sarcasm

Someone call Anon and let them know.

Consumers will never stop purchasing items in a store, especially groceries, unless there is an absolute revolution in the way we live. Reason being, produce, seafood, and meat. I doubt I need to explain this much.

This guys email was compromised on youporn.

What's amazing to me is that this didn't take a hacker penetrating their network. This website definitely blew it. It's essentially getting caught with you pants down for 5 years and not noticing you have something leaking out.

My sentiments exactly.

Jobs looks like a registered sex offender.