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Dr. Bobert Ballard
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Snap! Oh snap! Also, if your website looks like it can infect your PC with viruses, it’s time to reconsider your strategy.

A friend has a Daihatsu Terios with the 660cc. Seems to be a 2003-2004 model. It is rear-wheel-drive, but with only around 60-ish hp, it is as ‘meh’ as you’d expect. I like parking it though.

I could care less about any Fiat

Nope, I could care less.

It doesn’t. This is a normal 7-Series that is electrified.

That’s because CNN is an op-ed outlet presenting itself as a legitimate news network.

This is the state of discourse in the US now. I live in a third-world shithole, and even we would have known better than to make such a comparison. The US is done.

I’ve heard the Cadillac Lipstiq On a Pig is around the corner. It continues Cadillac’s tradition of taking a Chevy and slapping some chrome on it after every couple of years.

While we’re on the subject of Toyotas, why does the door-card area of this $100,000+ EV look like my 2014 Toyota’s?

Here’s a car with an actual iPad glued to the screen (no joke) to keep you distracted for a while:

I just realized something. It has blacked-out pillars, which look stupid. It looks like a fucking bathtub. I sure hope there’s a body-colored option for this.

TL;DR: How old was said audience member? It could be that their urinary incontinence was because of old age, and not a reaction to Hannah Gadsby’s humor?

I have three favorites. The original, clean 1990 model. The mid-nineties SV, and the 6.0 VT that VAG got its paws on. They managed to do a good job here.

Fair enough. Although my point was ‘new and different’ =/= ‘good’ in this case.

I like the Murcielago too but I wouldn’t place it above the Diablo in any shape or form. 

That’s what I’ve been saying for years. The Diablo was the last Lamborghini with Lamborghini DNA and it came from Chrysler of all places for fuck’s sake (or Chrysler ownership). The VAG group clinically extracts the soul out of everything. Their cars are the vehicular equivalents of someone who’s had a vasectomy.

Both of those look like steaming piles of dog shit.

Or the general lack of Toyota vehicles

Yeah, I was left scratching my head at all these GM econoboxes on the list, thinking ‘aren’t all these cars notoriously crappy?’ If anything, isn’t that 3800 V6 extremely indestructible, including the cars it went into? 

I swear to God. It’s all these unloved “shitty” econoboxes that go out there and accomplish these heroic feats, yet we as a society value would rather value anything that shines and has a million dollar price tag attached to it. This is why every time someone calls a Prius “soulless” or “a POS”, I tell them to fuck