With those cards, I'd be a sad Keanu too.

There's a mod called "Animated Prostitution". You're welcome

I had morons I didn't know playing in a HALO match try to charge me money/Xbox Live currency points so they could get me achievements. I told them go to hell.

I got it for free from Wal-mart. Five-finger discount and all that.

(checks total amount of time he put into Fallout New Vegas on Steam)

I should have added blood effects and perhaps a dead body somewhere.

I wasn't going for laughs. It was a serious 'shop meant for a serious contest.

I laughed all the way to the bank.

I didn't laugh. I guess that makes you a psychotic fuck, doesn't it?

What does it taste like?

I hope so.

I know. For some reason, I don't foresee this plastering the front page of Kotaku without drawing a ton of anger from legions of hypocritical internet users.

Thanks for the support.

I could enjoy it.

Thanks! 'Murica!

Yeah? I thought I leveled the brightness pretty well.

Not really. The file was only about 446kb so it's actually quite light.

Negative. It's a little "too" far.